In case you missed the Thursday edition of the Bloomdaddy Experience, here’s a recap:
A priest gave back a $600,000 dollar donation to his church because the money came from a lottery…which is a form of gambling. Who gives a damn…money is money…do some good with it…think of how many parishioners could be helped with $600,000 grand you self righteous bonehead!
Major leaguer Mitch Maier had three bones in his face broken after getting hit by a pitched ball. How many times does this have to happen on any level of baseball before we make facemasks mandatory in the sport. If it works for football and hockey…why not baseball? Every pitcher and batter should have a facial shield. Period. These types of injuries don’t need to happen anymore.
The movie “Gone Baby Gone” has an intriguing ending…one I posed to the audience. The phone lines blew up and the result was what I thought it would be…and that is…sometimes breaking the law or not doing the right thing is the better or smarter thing to do. Rent the movie and you’ll understand.
Finally, I presented more of my presidential platform…which included:
Nobody is allowed to call themselves African-american, Italian-american, asian-american and so on. We’re all Americans. If you want to be an asian-american…then go to Asia and be one.
Military veterans who serve during a war will be exempt from taxes the rest of their lives.
If you run from the police they can shoot you.
Parents who do not whip their kids for misbehaving will have to undergo a parenting class called” your not their friend, you’re their parent so beat their ass when they misbehave.”
Everyone will be required to complete a course and get licensed to be a parent.
And one of the others is…every hurricane will be named Butkus, Farve or Payton. Hurricanes are tough S.O.B.’S….and nobody is tougher than those three. Finally, Charles Barkley is my V.P. I love the guy because he says and does what he wants…and when he makes a mistake he owns up to it. Thanks for you vote.